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package Plugin::Natural;
use strict;
use warnings;
my $root_config;
sub configure {
my $self = shift;
shift; # cmdref
shift; # run_command
shift; # module config
$root_config = shift;
return $self;
}
# FIXME make configurable
sub mention_odds {
return int(rand(10)) < 9;
}
# FIXME make configurable
sub normal_odds {
return int(rand(10)) < 6;
}
# FIXME factor out with other modules
sub some {
my @choices = @_;
return $choices[rand(@choices)];
}
sub choose_mention_response {
my ($what, $nick) = @_;
if ($what =~ /\b(hi|hey|sup|morning|hello|hiya)\b/i) {
return some("hi $nick", "hey $nick", "sup $nick") . some("", ", how goes it?");
} elsif ($what =~ /\b(thanks|thx|ta)\b/i) {
return some("don't mention it", "that's ok", ":)", "not a problem");
} elsif ($what =~ /\b(shush|(shit|shut)(\s+the\s+fuck|)\s+up|stfu)\b/i) {
return some("$nick: shush yourself", "shut up, $nick", "nou $nick", "sorry $nick", ":(");
} elsif ($what =~ /\b(fuck\s+(off?|you|u)|fucking)\b/i) {
return some("$nick: take your meds", "stop harassing me", "ease up on the drink, mate", "ooh big boy angry $nick has come out to play");
} elsif ($what =~ /\b(lol|g(g|j))\b/i) {
return some(":)", ":D");
} elsif ($what =~ /\bstop(|\s+it)\b/i) {
return some(":(", "fine", "whatever, dude", "god");
} elsif ($what =~ /\bhelp\b/i) {
return some("D:", "ono");
}
return;
}
sub choose_normal_response {
my ($what, $nick) = @_;
if ($what =~ /\b(hi|hey|sup|morning|hello|hiya)\b/i) {
return some("hi", "hello", "hellooooo", "hey") . some("", ", how are ya");
} elsif ($what =~ /\boof\b/i) {
return "ouch";
} elsif ($what =~ /\bouch\b/i) {
return some("owie", ":(");
} elsif ($what =~ /(\b(ow|owie|yow|yowie|ouchie)\b|(:\(|:'\())/i) {
return some("oh no!", "*hugs $nick", "*bakes a cake for $nick");
} elsif ($what =~ /^\b(lol\b|kek\b|lel\b|lolol|haha|hehe|jaja)$/i) {
return some(":)", ":D", "hehe");
} elsif ($what =~ /\b(:o)\b/i) {
return some("?", "รถ", ":O", "!!");
} elsif ($what =~ /^help\b/i) {
return some("D:", "ono", "*throws a lifeline to $nick");
} elsif ($what =~ /(:D|:\)|D:|:\||:\\|:C|:S)/) {
return some(":D", ":)", "D:", ":|", ":/", ":\\", ":S", ">:D", ">:(", ">>>:CCCC");
} elsif ($what eq "o/") {
return "\\o";
} elsif ($what eq "\\o") {
return "o/";
}
return;
}
sub on_message {
my ($self, $logger, $me, $who, $where, $raw_what, $what, $irc) = @_;
my $nick = (split /!/, $who)[0];
if (ref($where) eq "ARRAY") {
$where = $where->[0];
}
my $response;
if ($what =~ /\b\Q$root_config->{current_nick}\E\b/) {
return unless mention_odds();
$response = choose_mention_response($what, $nick);
} else {
return unless normal_odds();
$response = choose_normal_response($what, $nick);
}
return unless $response;
if (my ($rest) = ($response =~ m/^\*(.*)$/)) {
$irc->delay([ctcp => $where => "ACTION $rest"], 1+rand(9));
} else {
$irc->delay([privmsg => $where => $response], 1+rand(9));
}
return;
}
sub on_action {
on_message @_;
}
1;
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