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+package Plugin::Greet;
+
+use strict;
+use warnings;
+
+my $root_config;
+
+sub configure {
+	my $self = shift;
+	shift; # cmdref
+	shift; # run_command
+	shift; # module config
+	$root_config = shift;
+
+	return $self;
+}
+
+sub some {
+	my @choices = @_;
+	return $choices[rand(@choices)];
+}
+
+my @own_responses = (
+	"It's me! I was the turkey all along!",
+	"Meeeeeee!",
+	"Hello, fellow humans",
+	"Hello",
+	"Hi",
+	"Morning all",
+	"Greetings, fellow earthlings",
+	"I'm back, baby!",
+	"I only came back to grab my keys",
+	"Has anyone seen my keys?",
+	"Anyone wanna listen to my podcast?"
+);
+
+sub on_join {
+	my ($self, $logger, $me, $who, $where, $raw_what, $what, $irc) = @_;
+	my $nick = (split /!/, $who)[0];
+	if ($nick eq $root_config->{current_nick}) {
+		return some @own_responses;
+	} else {
+		return some(
+			"hi $nick",
+			"oh look, $nick is here",
+			"look who came crawling back",
+			"look at what the cat dragged in",
+			"$nick!!!!! guys!!!!!! $nick is here !!!!!!!!",
+			"weclome $nick",
+			"Welcome to $where->[0], $nick. Leave your sanity at the door",
+			"I feel sick");
+	}
+}
+1;