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+package Plugin::Natural;
+
+use strict;
+use warnings;
+use threads;
+
+my $root_config;
+
+sub configure {
+	my $self = shift;
+	shift; # cmdref
+	shift; # run_command
+	shift; # module config
+	$root_config = shift;
+
+	return $self;
+}
+
+#my %language {
+#	qr/(hi|hello|hey|hiya|morning|sup)/ => ("hey", "how goes it?", "hi")
+#	qr/(thx|thanks|thank you)/ => ("no problem", "you're welcome"),
+#	qr/help/                   => ("oh no")
+#};
+
+sub mention_odds {
+	return 1;
+#	return int(rand(3)) == 1;
+}
+
+sub some {
+	my @choices = @_;
+	return $choices[rand(@choices)];
+}
+
+sub on_message {
+	my ($self, $logger, $me, $who, $where, $raw_what, $what, $irc) = @_;
+	my $nick = (split /!/, $who)[0];
+
+	return unless $what =~ /\b$root_config->{current_nick}\b/;
+	return unless mention_odds();
+
+	if ($what =~ /\b(hi|hey|sup|morning|hello|hiya)\b/i) {
+		return some("hi $nick", "hey $nick", "sup $nick") . some("", ", how goes it?");
+	} elsif ($what =~ /\b(thanks|thx|ta)\b/i) {
+		return some("don't mention it", "that's ok", ":)", "not a problem");
+	} elsif ($what =~ /\b(shush|(shit|shut)(\s+the\s+fuck|)\s+up|stfu)\b/i) {
+		return some("$nick: shush yourself", "shut up, $nick", "nou $nick", "sorry $nick", ":(");
+	} elsif ($what =~ /\b(fuck\s+(off?|you|u)|fucking)\b/i) {
+		return some("$nick: take your meds", "stop harassing me", "ease up on the drink, mate", "ooh big boy angry $nick has come out to play");
+	}
+	return;
+}
+
+sub on_action {
+	on_message @_;
+}
+1;